As with pyrokinetics and human magnets, a heaping dose of skepticism is requisite when one hears that a little boy possesses superhuman night vision. According to this news report posted by the Alien Disclosure Group UK — promisingly titled "Alien Hybrid Or Starchild Discovered In China?" — Nong Youhui of southern China has the eyes of a fresh-faced morlock. Real deal or not, this kid is extremely lucky in that he can now easily purloin Paul Stanley's awesome nickname.

[Via The Presurfer]