Make out with this pig robot, and its sensitive lips will transmit the same sensations to anyone you choose (as long as she or he also owns a mechanical kissing pig). Because nothing says "I'm perfectly happy alone in my house of 1,000 cats and jars of urine" like a robot pig you can French kiss.
Named the Kissinger, the pig has soft silicon pads on its lips, which are ultra sensitive to people lips. Once you're hooked up to Skype with your pig partner, The Lovotics website will transfer kisses between the two humans making out with robot swine. Please fill the comments with your guesses as to why they decided to make it look like a pig.