When you bring your date home, you need to hit the lights and pour the wine, but you don't want to take your eyes or hands off the ravishing creature in front of you. Fortunately, this Rube Goldberg machine handles all of the practical stuff for you, leaving you free to snuggle with the one you're with.

Really, though, everything after the Spider-Man action figure helping to pour the wine is just gravy.

[via Neatorama]