In this unheralded scene from director Chao Chung-Hsing 1985 flick Drunken Dragon, the villainous Master of Doom (and one of his candle-headed henchmen) attempt to steal a precious sword. The artifact is guarded by a virtuous monk who battles in what can only be described as a "land canoe." Unfortunately for our hero, the villains have mastered the dark technique that is the human go-kart. I could watch 90 minutes of this.

[Via Sardonicus]