This Transformers toy has balls. That is all.S

Just as Saturn devoured his children, the Michael Bay's Transformers are consuming our memories of an innocent, gentler time when the Decepticons ogled robot pin-ups.

To wit, Racer-Kun, a heroic Autobot from Playskool's 1986 Japanese "My First Transformers" line, has taken a retroactive cue (or two!) from Devastator, the swinging star of Revenge of The Fallen.

Was this inadvertent? Of course not. This was just the first, silent salvo of a decades-long shadow campaign to refit all the robots in disguise with prominent external testicles. This reinvention will come full circle in time for Transformers 4, a.k.a. Ballsformers 4: Balls to the Balls - Origins, starring Racer-Kun and hopefully the Dinobots. With balls!

[Seibertron via Topless Robot]