Dig if you will a motion picture about a vengeful Obi Wan Kenobi, an unkillable Darth Maul, and a forbidden Jedi romance that doesn't involve the kid from Jingle All The Way.

This movie could've been The Phantom Menace, if only the plot was super-streamlined. In a critique similar to that of Mr. Plinkett, the folks at Belated Media have put forth their tantalizing vision of a Star Wars prequel that nixes Jar Jar's antics and instead makes Obi Wan the focal point of the entire trilogy. Hat tip to Sam Biddle!