Some Random Theories About Why John Carter Flopped

John Carter did about as well as anybody expected this past weekend, pulling in $30.6 million domestically, versus a production budget estimated at around $250 million. (The gloating news reports have tended to mention that once you include marketing, the movie's cost is probably closer to $350 million — even though when people are reporting that a movie is a hit, they never mention the marketing costs.)

Now for the fun part — figuring out why John Carter became John Crater. There are a few obvious reasons, like weak marketing, and the fact that it just wasn't as much fun as it should have been. But that doesn't stop people for reaching for more complicated explanations, like:

Some Random Theories About Why John Carter Flopped

It didn't appeal to fanboys

Based on a century-old character created by author Edgar Rice Burroughs, "John Carter" was meant to appeal to young males. But a surprisingly older crowd turned up to see the movie this weekend, as 59% of the audience was over age 25. Those who saw the film — a 64% male contingent — assigned it an average grade of B+, according to market research firm CinemaScore.

— Amy Kaufman, Hero Complex

Some Random Theories About Why John Carter Flopped

The title was bland and uninspiring

Also hurting matters was the generic title, which Disney shortened from "John Carter of Mars" with the reported belief that "of Mars" would turn off female moviegoers. But Mars is the project's major selling point. Without it, the movie became a sphinx to the general public. Who is John Carter? Where is he? Why can he leap great distances? I understand the desire to not reveal too much of a film's story, but these are basic questions that weren't answered by Disney's advertising until right before "John Carter's" release. By then, it was too late.

— John Young, EW.com, via CNN

Some Random Theories About Why John Carter Flopped

Mars movies always bomb

Consider the intragalactic evidence! Last year's animated feature Mars Needs Moms was a famous bomb so big that it took down an entire company. The early-aughts rush to pump out expensive Mars movies was just as disastrous: Mission to Mars barely grossed $60 million, Red Planet took in around half that, and Ghosts of Mars was such a demoralizing failure that it took director John Carpenter nearly a decade to make another feature. One of the Rock's rare flops? The Mars-set Doom, which only made $28 million. The lowest-grossing Tim Burton movie of the last fifteen years and change? That'd be Mars Attacks! The John Cusack drama The Martian Child wasn't even set on Mars, and it, too, is the lowest-grossing wide-release movie Cusack has made in the last fifteen years... it seems the red planet will have to fall back on its one unmitigated success: Total Recall, the 1990 Arnold Schwarznegger classic that's heavily set on Mars.

— Kyle Buchanan, Vulture.

Some Random Theories About Why John Carter Flopped

It's all because Andrew Stanton was a control freak

When push came to shove on "John Carter," Mr. Stanton usually got his way. One area in which he exerted his influence was marketing, where he frequently rejected ideas from Ms. Carney and her team, according to people who worked on the film. He insisted, for instance, that a Led Zeppelin song be used in a trailer, rejecting concerns that a decades-old rock tune did not make the material feel current. Mr. Stanton also was behind the selection of billboard imagery that fell flat, and he controlled an important presentation of footage at a Disney fan convention that got a chilly reception.

New York Times article in which Andrew Stanton is hung out to dry.

Some Random Theories About Why John Carter Flopped

The U.S. press got stuck on a negative narrative about this film

Foreign reviewers and press aren't as inclined to jump on the mainstream U.S. press bandwagon of establishing a narrative about a film and then sticking to it no matter what - so it's likely that, instead of seeing pre-release journalism eagerly betting the film would fail, and then post-release journalism sticking to the "it's going to fail" hope, foreign audiences saw a lot more reviews and reports related more to the film's actual content and quality with less guessing about the budget and less attempts to one-up each other on clever jokes against the film.

Mark Hughes at Forbes, discussing the movie's actually quite good $70 million overseas opening

Some Random Theories About Why John Carter Flopped

It's actually too soon to call John Carter a flop

Everyone is quick to point out that John Carter did not make any money. It is a flop, a failure. Domestically, the opening of John Carter is indeed very soft for the budget. However, big event movies like this are international affairs and a $70 million opening outside of the USA is no small feat. As a popular book series, the Carter adventures have a global fan base. This cowboy might have some legs underneath him in the long run, which is the only run that matters. Titanic did not break all box office records in the first weekend – it ran. And ran. And ran. For weeks into months. It stayed in theaters, pulling in money week after week. Stanton's film has a long road ahead of it, but pulling in $100 million in the first weekend is a decent first step towards recouping the budget.

— Robert Fure, Film School Rejects.