Arnold Schwarzenegger: actor, politician, assman, storyteller. We've witnessed the joys that were his Total Recall and Conan commentaries — now behold the golden logorrhea that is his scene-for-scene narration of Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines. Did you know that Terminator 3 is actually about sunglasses? Also, his comments on robot breasts are borderline Finnegans Wake.
[Via I Watch Stuff]