The 2009 cult movie Eyeborgs has many things to recommend it, including a totally subtle allegory about what happens when the War on Terror goes Too Far and we get mobile surveillance cameras — basically, webcams with legs — running around everywhere. But the main thing the movie has going for it is this great moment with D-Man, played by cult movie MVP Danny "Machete" Trejo.

My favorite part is the dialogue that Trejo spouts before he is slaughtered by the webcams' meaner older brother. Including the phrases "silicon psychos" and "digital dingos." Classic!