The first ever footage from the fifth season of the vampire sex-and-politics show, True Blood, is out. Proceed forward with copious hand-fanning. Sex, blood, showers, OH MY!

We have so many questions. Who is this new brunette rolling her lips against our favorite giant vampire Viking? Did Vampire Bill look like he was going to Vampire Suicide himself? Where is the King (is he the creature being fed in one of the many basements this show is set in)? Did that narrator just say "huMONS?" Is Steve Newlin a vampire now, and is all this trailer fang-to-neck play finally verifying our long held suspicion that Newlin always had the hots for Jason?

The next season starts this June — and we can't wait for that Meloni.