We're not shocked that a Buffy blue film exists — indeed, the market is saturated with XXX parodies and we knew this was coming anyway — but there's something magically off-kilter about this orifice flick from Adam & Eve Pictures and director Leeroy Myers. It's like a journey to Dimension Bootleg, which happens to be next door to that "everybody's a vampire" Sunnydale. Here's a synopsis, and enjoy the ersatz Nerf Herder:

Buffy and her friends are back to protecting the Valley from things that go bang in the night. After Willow accidentally casts a love potion that awakens her friends' libidos & some dark supernatural forces, the gang tries to save Giles from a pack of evil & beautiful female vampires. Will they succeed, or will they get sucked to death?

[Via Bleeding Cool]