The Most Alarming Amazon Reviews Ever

And no, that's not an exaggeration. The reviews for Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel, over at Amazon UK are both alarming and sort of encouragingly insane. They leave you with a sense that the spirit of heedless exploration and devil-may-care experimentation that built our industrial society remains fully intact, because there are still people out there who are willing to go where no man has gone before. (Or that there are some jokers who see Amazon reviews as a great place to post new comedy bits. Let's hope it's the latter.) [Thanks to Uriel Walker!]