If you had any doubt that Battleship wasn't going to be popcorn-binging highly watchable summertime garbage, let these eight clips from the movie convince you.
Witness two adult males arguing about wasting a birthday wish, Liam Neeson visibly cash a paycheck onscreen, the fleshy aliens' faces (they kind of look like reptile babies!), and pop sensation Rihanna deliver the gem of a line, "Mahalo Motherfucker." Summer movie drinking game, we have found you! But what should the rules be? Battleship will be in theaters on May 18.