Citizens, the 2012 Gawker Media Census is upon us. Take it and win a new iPad

It's well established that you guys are as big of fans of Sci as you are of Fi—so it's not too surprising that (according to last year's census) when you shop, 76% of you are in the market for the latest tech. Hold on to your pennies just a little longer, because if you take the 2012 Gawker Media Census, you could win a new iPad. This will give you time to shop for your second favorite items: post-apocalyptic survivalist gear (ok, we made that part up).

You folks are notoriously opinionated, so now it's your opportunity to be heard. Not unlike those little feedback cards at Applebee's, the Gawker Media Cenus helps us serve you better. It's your chance to let us know who you are, what you're into, and what we could be doing differently. Your contribution is essential to the site, so get cracking!

Thank you! Those of you who don't participate will now be offered up as tribute.

Winner will be chosen at random. Click here for all the rules. Only open to US residents. Readers may also enter by sending the last question of the census and their contact information to Gawker Media, Attn: 2012 Gawker Media Census, 210 Elizabeth Street, Third Floor, New York, NY 10012. The contest begins on May 23 at 11:59am EST and ends on May 30 at 11:59pm EST.