Gladiator Ariel, and other crazy designs from a nonexistent Disney Princess fighting game

Because every aspect of human civilization crashes together inexplicably in the thought bouillabaisse that is the internet, Deviant Art user JoshWMC has given the Disney Princesses a fighting game makeover.

If this ever became a real game, someone would have to hire Celine Dion to cover Stan Bush's "Fight to Survive" for the arcade cabinet's "insert 25¢" screen. Wrestler Aurora and muay thai Belle are my favorites, as both of those films were sorely lacking in underground martial arts tournaments. I certainly hope the boss of this game would be Ursula the Sea Witch, who has used the past twenty-odd years to become a Krav Maga master.

Gladiator Ariel, and other crazy designs from a nonexistent Disney Princess fighting game

Gladiator Ariel, and other crazy designs from a nonexistent Disney Princess fighting game

Gladiator Ariel, and other crazy designs from a nonexistent Disney Princess fighting game

Gladiator Ariel, and other crazy designs from a nonexistent Disney Princess fighting game

Gladiator Ariel, and other crazy designs from a nonexistent Disney Princess fighting game

Gladiator Ariel, and other crazy designs from a nonexistent Disney Princess fighting game

Gladiator Ariel, and other crazy designs from a nonexistent Disney Princess fighting game

Gladiator Ariel, and other crazy designs from a nonexistent Disney Princess fighting game

Gladiator Ariel, and other crazy designs from a nonexistent Disney Princess fighting game

Gladiator Ariel, and other crazy designs from a nonexistent Disney Princess fighting game

[Via Buzzfeed]