Age your booze for 75 million years in this Velociraptor claw flaskS

Perfect for hiding your whisky on a paleontology dig or if you just like reciting lines from Jurassic Park while tailgating, this porcelain flask is shaped like a single Velociraptor claw. Just remember to cork it before pretending to slice your friends' bellies open, or risk spilling booze instead of blood.

This flask is available for $55 from MattTV16's Etsy store.

Porcelain Velociraptor Claw Flask [Etsy via The Mary Sue]