The San Diego Comic-Con is inundated with playthings and doodads you can only find in the hallowed halls of the convention center. Here are twenty of our favorite Comic-Con exclusives to hit the scene next week — the offerings range from the 4-foot-long S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier to perhaps the most ridiculous Star Wars statue ever commissioned.
Entertainment Earth is offering this TARDIS lunch box for $24.99. Tom Baker napkin scarf not included.
Image Comics is printing 100 hardcover collections of the first 48 issues of The Walking Dead for $100. The book presumably doubles as a blunt object.
Hallmark is offering a downright wacky assortment of tree ornaments, from The Dark Knight Returns to Zuckuss.
Hasbro's Star Wars action figure hexagon comes with a character from each of the six movies and — most importantly — Jar Jar Binks frozen in carbonite. ($79.99)
Open your hate mail from Skeletor with this 7" Masters of the Universe letter opener from Action Figure Xpress.
Entertainment Earth has a bloody Brock Samson action figure (14.99) who just wants to listen to Physical Graffiti on full blast.
Well, Hasbro went ahead and made a Derpy My Little Pony doll ($19.99). Score something for someone?
If you've ever wanted a statue of the poor schlub Darth Vader force-choked in A New Hope, rejoice. The Admiral Motti mini-bust from Gentle Giant can be yours for $80.
Factory Entertainment's KISS Mount Rushmore ($35), because why the hell not.
Acme Archives Limited is selling limited edition Prometheus concept art for $89.99.
Kid Robot will be unveiling their model Hypnotoad from Futurama for $39.95 on Preview Night.
Action Figure Xpress will be selling a limited edition of Alpha Flight minimates ($20) for all of you Puck completists out there.
Bryan Lee O'Malley is handing out 200 free prints from his upcoming book Seconds (directions on how to pick them up here).
ThreeA Toys is offering this happily derelict Companion Cube.
For $15, these Adventure Time Con exclusive action figures will be available, with itty-bitty badges.
Mattel is offering an 8" action figure of Death from Sandman ($25), the goth girl everyone eventually gets to hang with.
The Transformers/G.I. Joe H.I.S.S. Tank — which features Shockwave and Destro — will be on sale from Hasbro for $64.99.
Hasbro's four-foot-long S.H.I.E.L.D. Super Helicarrier is so darn large you might as well expect to ride it home. ($129.99)