The Best Comic-Con Exclusive Toys of 2012

The San Diego Comic-Con is inundated with playthings and doodads you can only find in the hallowed halls of the convention center. Here are twenty of our favorite Comic-Con exclusives to hit the scene next week — the offerings range from the 4-foot-long S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier to perhaps the most ridiculous Star Wars statue ever commissioned.

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Entertainment Earth is offering this TARDIS lunch box for $24.99. Tom Baker napkin scarf not included.

The Best Comic-Con Exclusive Toys of 2012S

Image Comics is printing 100 hardcover collections of the first 48 issues of The Walking Dead for $100. The book presumably doubles as a blunt object.

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Hallmark is offering a downright wacky assortment of tree ornaments, from The Dark Knight Returns to Zuckuss.

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Hasbro's Star Wars action figure hexagon comes with a character from each of the six movies and — most importantly — Jar Jar Binks frozen in carbonite. ($79.99)

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Open your hate mail from Skeletor with this 7" Masters of the Universe letter opener from Action Figure Xpress.

The Best Comic-Con Exclusive Toys of 2012S

Entertainment Earth has a bloody Brock Samson action figure (14.99) who just wants to listen to Physical Graffiti on full blast.

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Well, Hasbro went ahead and made a Derpy My Little Pony doll ($19.99). Score something for someone?

The Best Comic-Con Exclusive Toys of 2012S

If you've ever wanted a statue of the poor schlub Darth Vader force-choked in A New Hope, rejoice. The Admiral Motti mini-bust from Gentle Giant can be yours for $80.

The Best Comic-Con Exclusive Toys of 2012S

Factory Entertainment's KISS Mount Rushmore ($35), because why the hell not.

The Best Comic-Con Exclusive Toys of 2012S

The Tiny Titans figurine set sadly does not come with a bus driver Deathstroke the Terminator. [Photo via.]

The Best Comic-Con Exclusive Toys of 2012S

Acme Archives Limited is selling limited edition Prometheus concept art for $89.99.

The Best Comic-Con Exclusive Toys of 2012

Kid Robot will be unveiling their model Hypnotoad from Futurama for $39.95 on Preview Night.

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Action Figure Xpress will be selling a limited edition of Alpha Flight minimates ($20) for all of you Puck completists out there.

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Bryan Lee O'Malley is handing out 200 free prints from his upcoming book Seconds (directions on how to pick them up here).

The Best Comic-Con Exclusive Toys of 2012S

ThreeA Toys is offering this happily derelict Companion Cube.

The Best Comic-Con Exclusive Toys of 2012S

For $15, these Adventure Time Con exclusive action figures will be available, with itty-bitty badges.

The Best Comic-Con Exclusive Toys of 2012S

Mattel is offering an 8" action figure of Death from Sandman ($25), the goth girl everyone eventually gets to hang with.

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Action figure huckster The Sucklord will be selling numerous gaudy objets d'art at the DKE Toys booth, such as the Gay Energon action figure for $150.

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The Transformers/G.I. Joe H.I.S.S. Tank — which features Shockwave and Destro — will be on sale from Hasbro for $64.99.

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Hasbro's four-foot-long S.H.I.E.L.D. Super Helicarrier is so darn large you might as well expect to ride it home. ($129.99)