Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle bras won't stop staring back

Here's an undergarment that offers both lift and Turtle Power. These masked cartoon peepers are ready to stare out from under your less turtle-filled clothes.

Etsy seller SceeneShoes sells these hand-painted Ninja Turtle bras. And if you prefer your underthings with fewer eyeballs, these geeky bras come in everything from Star Trek to Wonder Woman to Portal. I can't decide if wearing intimates in the form of Leonardo or Donatello would infuse me with the confidence of a mutant ninja, or just make me constantly crave pizza.

Handpainted Ninja Turtles Bra [SceeneShoes via Geekologie]