Baby goats, or "kids," can typically stand and walk within fifteen minutes of birth. And if Buttermilk Sky*, the rambunctious little Nigerian dwarf kid featured up top, is any indication, they are fully capable of being complete and total assholes by around five weeks of age. Absurdly adorable assholes, but assholes, nonetheless.
* Think "Buttermilk Sky" is an endearing (if somewhat saccharine) name? I was exploring the website of Took a Leap Farm — where Buttermilk makes her home — when I came across a goat named "Sugar Moon Eclaire". Yes, really.