Raise the next Ben Linus in this Dharma Initiative nursery

Do you live on a mysterious Pacific island brimming with smog monsters and confusing plot twists? Do you like to pretend that your newborn child is a crudely constructed manikin made of squirrel bones? Is your infant named Hurley? If so, this Dharma nursery by new parents Monica & Joao should appeal to you immensely.

There are some entertaining embellishments here, such as a heroin-smuggling Virgin Mary statue. If I were decorating, I would wallpaper every inch of this room with the grimacing countenance of Terry O'Quinn, his unblinking gaze silently and judgmentally fortifying my offspring.

Raise the next Ben Linus in this Dharma Initiative nursery

Raise the next Ben Linus in this Dharma Initiative nursery

Raise the next Ben Linus in this Dharma Initiative nursery

See more photos here. [Via The Mary Sue]