No this is not a viral video — this is, in fact, actual dialog from last night's episode of Mob Doctor. In this scene, an adult human doctor calls a teen's hymen the "Death Star." And then refers to their non-sex, sex times as basically Star Wars (specifically that scene where Luke impregnates the Death Star with a one in a million shot, even though it's technically no bigger than a womp rat). You see, when this doctor lady isn't busy secretly doing doctor things for THE MOB, she's using Star Wars to explain sex, poorly. Enjoy!

[via Vulture]