Remember how the North American continent was torn asunder in the late 1990s by geological forces beyond all comprehension? Remember how Denver became a seaport and Long Island was lost to the ocean? Those were the days. Let's recollect these halcyon years of tectonic upheaval with precognitive futurist Gordon Michael Scallion, who has been predicting a cartography of the future since 1979. Hey Austin, how are the ocean views?
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[Via Everything Is Terrible]