Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, "serious applicants" only

Do you live in the Washington, DC area? Are you free on October 10? Are you a woman who enjoys going to random strangers' houses with the promise of mad bills, ochre jelly, and naturist good times? Then do we have the Craigslist ad for you. Here's an unvarnished blurb from the site that has everything:

Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, "serious applicants" only

Looking for a woman with Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (specifically 3.0 or 3.5 editions) to run a game. The event is for a Bachelor Party and the "future husband to be" would prefer if the DM could be topless. With that said, I ensure you that nothing else is expect of you other than an exciting adventure.

Requirements:

- Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (preferably in 3rd or 3.5 Editions)
- Must be able to provide a picture including the face and body (No nudes please.)
- It is preferable that cup size be at least C or greater.
- If books are needed it must be stated ahead of time however it would be preferable if the DM had her own.

Warns the hapless and baffled original poster, "I honestly don't know how to charge for this kind of service because it's not something typically done so the compensation will be negotiated." So, uh, caveat emptor, everybody, everywhere.

Via JWZ. Top image: Sergei Butorin/Shutterstock