Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

It's almost Halloween — the time of year when the whole world does cosplay. Every year, the Halloween superstores roll out their new line of costumes that are vaguely reminiscent of the year's hit movies and television shows. Except a whole lot sluttier.

Check out our round-up of the trashy, strange and occasionally quite good costumes you can buy this year. Including the traditional "steampunk" and "steampunk vampire" costumes, that get updated every year these days. Now, at last, you have something to wear to your local steampunk gathering, that'll be just as good as what they spent months making from scratch! Or if not, you can bite them.

Spider-Man costumes, ranging from decent to "What happened to Spidey?"

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

A couple of Amazing Spider-Man costumes, flanked by Spider-Women

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

The Avengers!

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

More of the Avengers!

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Black Widow, Fem Cap, an "Iron Man" dancer, and a terrible Iron Man

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Snow White and the Huntsman - they actually captured Kristen Stewart's facial expression

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Adventure Time. The men's costumes are way better than the women's

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Hunger Games — when does Katniss wear silver flip flops, again?

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

The Many Shapes of Batman

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Batgirl and Robin... we think.

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Batman Villains

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Female Bat-Villains... including "Plus-Size Harley Quinn"

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

The Many Shapes of Superman

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Missing the Point of Wonder Woman's Costume

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Some Vaguely Disney-ish Alice in Wonderlands

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Disney Princesses and Stuff

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Fantasy Characters

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

More Fantasy Characters

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Some Fairies

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

The Place Where Furries and Ravers Meet

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Sexy Ghostbuster, Plus He-Man and She-Ra

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Random Horror Characters

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

More Random Horror Characters, including American Horror Story

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Wolf in Grandma's Clothing, Lazy Teen Wolf Costume, and Another Horror Thing, I Forget What

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

These Powerpuff Girls Costumes Freak Me Out. The Eyes.

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Terrible Sesame Street Costumes, Except for Oscar the Grouch with the Trash Can Skirt

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Various Cartoons

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Two Possible Careers: Sexy Astronaut and Sexy Ninja

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

The Naughty Nerd Costume — if he makes a pass at a girl who wears glasses, he gets the "extra credit panties"

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Jem and the Holograms

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Various Sexy Devils - Hail Satan!

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Steampunk, With "Steampunk Vampires" On Far Left and Second from Right

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Various Tim Burton Costumes, including Two Versions of Elsa from Frankenweenie

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Some Vampires

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

The Exorcist, Mirror Mirror, Austin Powers, 1001 Dalmations and Clockwork Orange

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

Various Video Games

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012

All costume pictures via Spirit Halloween.