Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

It's almost Halloween — the time of year when the whole world does cosplay. Every year, the Halloween superstores roll out their new line of costumes that are vaguely reminiscent of the year's hit movies and television shows. Except a whole lot sluttier.

Check out our round-up of the trashy, strange and occasionally quite good costumes you can buy this year. Including the traditional "steampunk" and "steampunk vampire" costumes, that get updated every year these days. Now, at last, you have something to wear to your local steampunk gathering, that'll be just as good as what they spent months making from scratch! Or if not, you can bite them.

Spider-Man costumes, ranging from decent to "What happened to Spidey?"

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

A couple of Amazing Spider-Man costumes, flanked by Spider-Women

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

The Avengers!

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

More of the Avengers!

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Black Widow, Fem Cap, an "Iron Man" dancer, and a terrible Iron Man

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Snow White and the Huntsman - they actually captured Kristen Stewart's facial expression

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Adventure Time. The men's costumes are way better than the women's

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Hunger Games — when does Katniss wear silver flip flops, again?

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

The Many Shapes of Batman

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Batgirl and Robin... we think.

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Batman Villains

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Female Bat-Villains... including "Plus-Size Harley Quinn"

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

The Many Shapes of Superman

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Missing the Point of Wonder Woman's Costume

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Some Vaguely Disney-ish Alice in Wonderlands

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Disney Princesses and Stuff

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Fantasy Characters

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

More Fantasy Characters

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Some Fairies

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

The Place Where Furries and Ravers Meet

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Sexy Ghostbuster, Plus He-Man and She-Ra

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Random Horror Characters

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

More Random Horror Characters, including American Horror Story

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Wolf in Grandma's Clothing, Lazy Teen Wolf Costume, and Another Horror Thing, I Forget What

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

These Powerpuff Girls Costumes Freak Me Out. The Eyes.

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Terrible Sesame Street Costumes, Except for Oscar the Grouch with the Trash Can Skirt

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Various Cartoons

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Two Possible Careers: Sexy Astronaut and Sexy Ninja

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

The Naughty Nerd Costume — if he makes a pass at a girl who wears glasses, he gets the "extra credit panties"

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Jem and the Holograms

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Various Sexy Devils - Hail Satan!

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Steampunk, With "Steampunk Vampires" On Far Left and Second from Right

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Various Tim Burton Costumes, including Two Versions of Elsa from Frankenweenie

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Some Vampires

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

The Exorcist, Mirror Mirror, Austin Powers, 1001 Dalmations and Clockwork Orange

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

Various Video Games

Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2012S

All costume pictures via Spirit Halloween.