Still wondering what that guy from Maroon 5 is doing in the new season of American Horror Story? Well wait no more — we finally have the first official trailer for the FX horror series, showing the cast (Joseph Fiennes, Zachary Quinto, Sarah Paulson, and Jessica Lange) actually acting! No more nuns walking around, this is real actual footage from the show. Now, does any of it make any sense to you?
It looks like Paulson is a reporter/writer, Quinto is a good-natured doctor, Fiennes is a possibly bad (misguided) priest, and Lange is entirely evil (yay!). The premiere is on Oct. 17th, I hope you've all acquired your store bought Rubberman costumes by then.