If Tony the Tiger and the Trix Rabbit were human beings, they'd be freaking horrifying

In the name of all that is crackling and oat bran, are these real-life breakfast cereal mascots by Guillermo Fajardo extremely unsettling.

For his "Breakfast Time" series, Fajardo has rendered the Trix Rabbit human and spastic, hooked Tony the Tiger on steroids, doused Count Chocula in hemoglobin, and transformed Captain Crunch into a bellowing sea dog.

Absolutely nothing about this is okay, and the only thing that could make it any worse is a shrieking pile of sentient Grape Nuts, disgusted by its own fiber-rich cognizance. [Via Deep Sea News]

If Tony the Tiger and the Trix Rabbit were human beings, they'd be freaking horrifying

If Tony the Tiger and the Trix Rabbit were human beings, they'd be freaking horrifying

If Tony the Tiger and the Trix Rabbit were human beings, they'd be freaking horrifying

If Tony the Tiger and the Trix Rabbit were human beings, they'd be freaking horrifying