"Gangnam Style" and its subsequent parodies became overexposed sometime during the Cretaceous period, but this warms my cold dead heart like a candy sunbeam.

As io9 tipster Tyler explains, "John Carpenter presented this at Screamfest [in Los Angeles] this weekend. People always want him to do [Big Trouble in Little China] Q&As, but he gave us this instead." Factor in a guest appearance by actor James Hong (the original David Lo Pan) and a Pork Chop Express breakdown, and "Lo Pan Style" is the closest we have to a Big Trouble sequel.

RELATED: The original Big Trouble in Little China music video.