You may remember Bob Larson, the exorcist-for-hire who conscripted his karate-chopping teenage daughters into his for-profit war with Satan. But did you know that Reverend Larson has experience expelling the dreaded "gay demon"?
Obviously, everything about this is sad and weird and depressing, but it does lead one to wonder what the heck the warning signs of gay demonic possession are. Do you think one of these actual grown-ups has cobbled together a gay demonology codex in a Lisa Frank binder or something? ("WARNING SIGN #58: Victim has 'New York City Boy' by the Pet Shop Boys stuck in his head. Induce therapeutic elephant seal mating calls immediately.")