Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton's completely stupid Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters action movie looks amazing. Why? Because at one point witches fly through trip wire and cut their bodies in half, Gretel gets into a fistfight, and then someone brings out some sort of old-timey machine gun to shoot down the witches. We are in. So in. Bring on the witch face blood splatter. This is the highly watchable fairy tale garbage we want, so home run.