I know we're all excited for the first installment of Peter Jackson's Hobbit trilogy to come out in a few weeks, and we're all bouncing up and down in gleeful anticipation at the thought of getting to see Gandalf saunter into the Shire again, or to see Martin Freeman run around on hairy prsosethic feet. But I have the firm suspicion that there's no way The Hobbit, as good as it may be, could possibly live up to the epic adventure chronicled above in "The Fellowship of the Ringwraiths." Honestly, if the Ringwraiths didn't have this conversation after the Prancing Pony Inn incident, they certainly should have.

[Via The One Ring]