Please note that, unlike his equally excellent "Indisputable facts about the hedgehog," Ze Frank's "True facts about the angler fish" is actually loaded with actual, real, bona fide, scientifically confirmed facts re: male and female anglerfish. Relative sizes, face-digestion, gonadal transformation. All true.

All those looking to make a joke about the human male being "a very loud, annoying and unnecessarily complex pair of gonads" to species other than female anglerfish, please form a line on the left.

[Ze Frank]