My Sexually Deviant Neighbor Totoro

To be fair, just because you might purchase this Cartoon Totoro Lycra Spandex Multicolor Zentai Suit — available from Milanoo for a mere $40 here —does not mean you're necessarily a sexual deviant. And Just because someone might purchase and wear this nightmare, that doesn't mean they also have little girls dressed like the stars of the classic children's anime movie My Neighbor Totoro locked in their basement. In fact, probably less than 85% of them do.

Probably.

[Via Geekologie]