If Dr. Seuss books were titled according to their subtext

That is to say: If Dr. Seuss books were titled like academic journal articles, they'd probably look a lot like this. They'd also never get read. Sort of like academic journal articles.

Somebody should tell these esoteric-lipped academics about the Up-Goer Five Text Editor. What is the Up Goer Five Text Editor, you ask? See here. What is an Up Goer Five? See here.

[Via Kottke]

If Dr. Seuss books were titled according to their subtext