The Starks might hate Tywin Lannister in HBO's Game of Thrones, but they'd still have to admit he has a sweet set of pipes. Tywin is played by the actor Charles Dance in the fantasy drama, one of those elder British actors who jist exude dignity and gravitas with every single syllable, so of course the British game show Big Fat Quiz had him do a brief reading of 50 Shades of Gray. Honestly, you haven't lived until you've heard Tywin Lannister say "kinky fuckery" about 18 times in a row.

Dance joins such luminaries as Will Ferrell, Zach Galifinakis, George Takei, Duke Nukem, and a Morgan Freeman impersonator to narrate the best-selling former Twilight erotic fan fiction.

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