io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS

On Friday night, io9 celebrated its golden fifth anniversary at the otherworldly Brooklyn bar The Way Station, where the bathroom looks like a TARDIS and creatures from every dimension can mingle without fear of creating a rift in the multiverse. How can we already be at our golden anniversary, when we've only been around for five years? As you probably know, one year is equivalent to ten years in internet time, which is why we are absolutely certain that io9 will be around for at least another 5 million years on the hyperneuronet of tomorrow. Thanks to everybody who came out in the freezing snow to get their io9 t-shirts, drink some delicious cocktails, and listen to the incredible Rob Schwimmer play the theremin! Here are some pictures, taken by Noah Fowler, of the reality-defying antics that took place . . .

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io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS

This is the sign that greeted visitors who braved the icy snow to celebrate io9's golden 5th anniversary at the incredible Way Station bar in Crown Heights, Brooklyn.


io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS io9 morning editor Rob Bricken scolds you for some reason!
io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS Revelers!
io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS Time travelers, including Lauren Panapinto!
io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS Science writers, including Virginia Hughes, John Timmer and Charles Choi!
io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS Editors and writers, including Hannah Wood and Annalee Newitz!
io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS More editors and writers, including Charlie Jane Anders, Rose Fox and Josh Jasper!
io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS Editors from the sideways dimension, including Cyriaque Lamar, Robert Gonzalez, and Meredith Woerner!
io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS Suspiciously adorable life forms, including Tommy Craggs and Suzanne LaBarre!
io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS The entire io9 staff, including Lauren Davis, Rob Bricken, Robert Gonzalez, George Dvorsky, Meredith Woerner, and Annalee Newitz (whose head is being sucked into a Stargate).
io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS Rob Schwimmer electrifies us with his theremin!
io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS A visitor from Andromeda, showing off his io9 t-shirt!
io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS Artistically inclined individuals with io9 t-shirts, including Irene Gallo!
io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS Devils from the tentacle dimension, including Michael Ann Dobbs!
io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS A peaceful alien who only wants us to stop polluting our world, with an io9 t-shirt!
io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS More peaceful aliens, with more io9 t-shirts!
io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS Amazing chaos generating energy beings, including Meredith Woerner and Robert Gonzalez!
io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS Theremin player Rob Schwimmer dazzles the Earthlings!
io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS Rob Schwimmer is the puppetmaster and Annalee Newitz is his thrall!
io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS Rob Schwimmer teaches Robert Gonzalez to play the theremin — USING ONLY THE POWER OF HIS MIND!
io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS Universe-organizing superbeings, including Danielle Dana, Josh Schnakenberg, and Julia Schweizer!
io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS Rare psychic twins who share a single brain implant, Charlie Jane Anders and Annalee Newitz!
io9's Golden Anniversary Party in PicturesS Awe-inspiring beasts from digital paradise, including MC Frontalot!