Equality in sexy book reading achieved with "Naked Dudes Reading Lovecraft"S

It was three whole years ago we told you about the "Naked Girls Reading Science Fiction" event held by The Pinchbottom Burlesque, but now we're happy to report those who prefer people of the penis-ed variety reading genre fiction aloud to them will finally have their chance, courtesy of Ham Pants Productions and Stage Werx Theatre. The only catch? It's all Cthulhu, baby.

There is only one name synonymous with cosmic horror: H.P. Lovecraft. There are only a few dudes who know how to read and are willing to do it in front of a live audience ... uncloaked. Without a stitch. Au Naturel.

Just in time for Valentine's Day, Ham Pants Productions and Stage Werx Theatre are proud to present: Naked Dudes Reading Lovecraft. On February 13, 2013 at 8:00 pm, more than a handful of dudes will read a handful of Lovecraft, in the altogether. This is the closest some of us will get to romance this Valentines day.

Hey, if you're going to be alone on Valentine's Day, you might as well spend it with a few tentacle monsters, right? And I'm sure the Lovecraft reading will be good, too. The event's site is here, should you need it.