Unicorn hoof boots to sexually excite the fantasy horse fetishist in us all

Turn your ugly human leg into a gorgeous unicorn or dragon leg. For a whopping $440, you can get these made-to-order fantasy hooves from Etsy seller Oonacat. The designer also has a collection of sexy horns for your head because OBVIOUSLY. Had we the cash, we would be wearing these right now and revising our one-man Last Unicorn show. Check out the collection; it's completely amazing.

Unicorn hoof boots to sexually excite the fantasy horse fetishist in us all


Unicorn hoof boots to sexually excite the fantasy horse fetishist in us all
Unicorn hoof boots to sexually excite the fantasy horse fetishist in us all
Unicorn hoof boots to sexually excite the fantasy horse fetishist in us all
Unicorn hoof boots to sexually excite the fantasy horse fetishist in us all
Unicorn hoof boots to sexually excite the fantasy horse fetishist in us all

And here are the boots in ACTION!

[via Geekologie]