Zombie-scented perfumes make you smell less attractive to the undead

Usually a person dabs on a bit of perfume in hopes of attracting someone else's attention, but could a zombie-scented perfume repel the affections of the flesh-craving dead? Demeter Fragrance Library, purveyors of all sorts of offbeat scents, have come up with a pair of undead-themed perfumes that could come in handy during the zombie apocalypse.

No, the perfume doesn't smell like decaying flesh. Instead, Zombie for Him combines dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth, while Zombie for Her is a more feminine version, adding "a touch of Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel." Let's just hope that it succeeds in masking our living, human scent without attracting amorous zombies in the process.

Zombie for Him and Zombie for Her [Demeter Fragrance Library via Geeks Are Sexy]