The first trailer for the film formerly known as Untitled 3D Shark Thriller has finally arrived. A bunch of boring schmucks go on vacation in rural Louisiana, but a sadistic mastermind's stocked a local lake with a shit-ton of sharks!
Here's the synopsis of the movie, but are you really seeing this for the plot?
Arriving by boat at her family's Louisiana lake island cabin, Sara (Sara Paxton) and her friends quickly strip down to their swimsuits for a weekend of fun in the sun. But when star football player Malik (Sinqua Walls) stumbles from the salt-water lake with his arm torn off, the party mood quickly evaporates. Assuming the injury was caused by a freak wake-boarding accident, the group realizes they have to get Malik to a hospital on the other side of the lake, and fast. But as they set out in a tiny speedboat, the college friends discover the lake has been stocked with hundreds of massive, flesh-eating sharks!
Man, with an awesomely paint-by-numbers synopsis such as that, I kind of wish this movie was called The Lake With Too Many Sharks Meets The Smirnoff Ice Brigade or something.