Final Proof That Brendan Fraser's Journey 3-D Was A Cop-Out

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Final Proof That Brendan Fraser’s Journey 3-D Was A Cop-Out

Here's a clip from At The Earth's Core that contains everything that was missing from the Brendan Fraser-starring Journey To The Center Of The Earth 3-D. Subterranean cave people in bikinis? Check. Fire-breathing monster, that inexplicably explodes when it falls off a ledge? Check. A brute named Jubal the Ugly? Oh yeah, check. Peter Cushing doing his Doctor Who impression, showing off his muscles and giving advice on women? Check check check. Brendan Fraser, aren't you a little embarrassed now?

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