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10 flamethrowing contraptions that’ll keep those dang kids off your lawn

Sometimes your unfriendly neighborhood juvenile delinquents will use your petunias as a mosh pit and your birdbath as a commode. Should this be the case, it may be wise to invest in these fiery lawn ornaments.

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