In the movie Bad Johnson, Cam Gigandet is at the utter mercy of his dick — imagine his surprise when he manages to wish it away. And then his penis turns into a separate person. There are so many things wrong with this, we can't even.

Bad Johnson is ridiculous on so many levels, like insinuating that men are subject to the wild mercy of their wangs. Or how about the fact that he just wishes his man bits away. We don't even know where to start... It's just... Sigh.