Good Grief, this teaser trailer for American Horror Story's witch-centric third season is weird. But would you have it any other way?

The series that started with a cry-wank is back, and rebooted once again with a new crop of monsters. Season three is all about witches. Which you can totally tell from this teaser featuring a bunch of women plastered against a collection of lovely walls. Oh AHS, what would we do without you and your nonsensical plot schemes dancing about in gorgeously decorated sets?

Angela Bassett and Kathy Bates are both attached to the new series, as are the current AHS players such as Jessica Lange, Sarah Paulson and Evan Peters. The series will take place in the present day, but will also jump back into time during the 1830s. Which means: old-timey sex scenes!

Calling it right now: The next trailer will just be 30 seconds of various characters nostrils flaring, until one starts to bleed. Scene.

American Horror Story: Coven will premiere on October 9th.