Yes, it was bound to happen. The folks who brought you Game of Bones and Buffy The Vampire Slayer XXX are now bringing you The Knobbit. Which is just what it sounds like. We've got the first trailer exclusively at io9 — it's work-safe, except for a bit of swearing.
Plus scroll down for a few stills.
The Knobbit, like Game of Bones, is a webseries that's free to watch on WoodRocket.com, and the first episode premieres tomorrow — which happens to be the same day that The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug comes out on DVD. In this version, says Lee Roy Myers, the "precious" is "a vibrating cock ring called 'Crossbones' by Zero Tolerance." Anthony Rosano plays Dildo, Seth's Beard plays Glandalph, and Violet Monroe plays Ball 'Em.
"Obviously, it's a spoof and we had some fun with it," says Myers, who produced the series — the first episode was directed by Huggy. (That's his only name.) Longtime io9 readers will know this isn't the only Tolkien porn spoof — there's also the softcore Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String.
Here are a few stills! You can see way more on the site tomorrow!