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			<title><![CDATA[Seven (Mostly) Scientific Devices for Measuring Sexual Arousal]]></title>
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				Scientists can measure atoms and they can measure the distance from our sun to the edges of the universe. So of course they also have instruments that can determine precisely how sexually aroused you are.				<a href="http://io9.com/5214130/seven-mostly-scientific-devices-for-measuring-sexual-arousal" title="Click here to read more about Seven (Mostly) Scientific Devices for Measuring Sexual Arousal">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:39:48 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				Disney / Pixar's short film <em>Lifted</em> actually screened in theaters before <em>Ratatouille</em>, but if you never saw this flick in theaters, you might have missed this little gem of a short. Directed by Gary Rydstrom (who has been nominated for 14 Academy Awards and won three, all for sound design), its the story of an unfortunate alien named Stu, who is trying to abduct his first sleeping farmer from Earth, while being graded by the ominous Mr. B. We'd like to think that all aliens have to go through some sort of a similar testing process before they're allowed to start experimenting on us. We're just glad the film didn't feature the anal probe final exam. Maybe in the sequel.				<a href="http://io9.com/359392/abducting-humans-is-never-easy" title="Click here to read more about Abducting Humans Is Never Easy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:00:43 PST]]></pubDate>
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