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			<title><![CDATA[Now you can have the latest photos of Mars sent directly to your phone]]></title>
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				NASA's <em>Opportunity</em> rover has been sending images of Mars back to Earth since 2004. Now, computer scientist Mark Powell, of NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, has developed a free app for <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mars-images/id492852224?ls=1&mt=8">iPhone</a> and <a href="https://market.android.com/details?id=com.powellware.marsimages">Android</a> that wires these photos directly to your phone.				<a href="http://io9.com/5875530/now-you-can-have-the-latest-photos-of-mars-sent-directly-to-your-phone" title="Click here to read more about Now you can have the latest photos of Mars sent directly to your phone">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 12 Jan 2012 13:36:47 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Robert T. Gonzalez]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[In Android, Klaus Kinski wants to build a sexbot...in space!]]></title>
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				In Aaron Lipstatdt's 1982 science fiction melodrama <em>Android</em>, Klaus Kinski plays brilliant cyberneticist (and snappy dresser) Dr. Daniel. Don Keith Opper is Max 404, Daniel's assistant and longtime android companion.  Daniel and Max are the sole occupants of a deep space laboratory where they are conducting illegal research into the development of the "perfect woman," by which Daniel of course means "a talking Real Doll."<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://io9.com/5833331/in-android-klaus-kinski-wants-to-build-a-sexbotin-space" title="Click here to read more about In Android, Klaus Kinski wants to build a sexbot...in space!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 27 Aug 2011 14:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jason Shankel]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The lost robotic head of Philip K. Dick has been rebuilt]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: t9MUg6uk5lg --><!-- /videoId: t9MUg6uk5lg --><a href="http://io9.com/5166449/now-philip-k-dicks-missing-android-head-has-his-own-radio-show">The famed android head</a> of deceased author Philip K. Dick was lost in 2006, but it's been rebuilt by Hanson Robotics and Dutch public broadcasters VPRO. Witness a science fiction master become his own creation. [<a href="http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/Science-Fiction-News.asp?NewsNum=3153">Technovelgy</a>]				<a href="http://io9.com/5731075/the-lost-robotic-head-of-philip-k-dick-has-been-rebuilt" title="Click here to read more about The lost robotic head of Philip K. Dick has been rebuilt">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 11 Jan 2011 16:15:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[This hyper-realistic hospital droid will console you in your last days]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: cFVlzUAZkHY --><!-- /videoId: cFVlzUAZkHY -->Meet the Actroid-F, an emotive android that's being tested in some Japanese hospitals to observe patients and make them feel comfortable. Who wouldn't be totally at ease with this happy mechanical mannequin leering over you?				<a href="http://io9.com/5674742/this-hyper+realistic-hospital-droid-will-console-you-in-your-last-days" title="Click here to read more about This hyper-realistic hospital droid will console you in your last days">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 27 Oct 2010 10:15:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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				A super-advanced female android is almost ready to awaken: she just needs a flesh-and-blood woman to have sex near her, so she can absorb the female energy. Or something. Luckily, her dorky brother android gets laid nearby, in this clip.				<a href="http://io9.com/5387856/female-android-can-only-be-activated-by-sex-power-[nsfw]" title="Click here to read more about Female Android Can Only Be Activated By Sex Power [NSFW]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Is The New U.S. President An Android Or A Vulcan?]]></title>
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				We were so inspired by this morning's inauguration, we went scouring the internet for otherworldly images of our new president. And we found tons of Vulcan Obama and "Robama" images. So wait, which is he?				<a href="http://io9.com/5135593/is-the-new-us-president-an-android-or-a-vulcan" title="Click here to read more about Is The New U.S. President An Android Or A Vulcan?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 20 Jan 2009 12:00:41 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				If you're a post-human robot living in a world that's long since been discarded by humanity, you're going to want some tunes to listen to. Or at least process them through your sub-neural micronet. Eventually robots will figure out how to make their own superior robo-songs, but until then we've compiled the definitive list of the best robot songs by humans.				<a href="http://io9.com/365872/bionic-breakbeats-or-the-best-robot-songs" title="Click here to read more about Bionic Breakbeats, or The Best Robot Songs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:11:17 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				Long before Michael Crichton opened up the can of dinosaurs and let them run loose inside a theme park with <em>Jurassic Park</em>, he had already visited the world of theme parks going bad. In the early 1970s, he wrote and directed <em>Westworld</em>, the tale of an android-filled theme park where the robots get a little pissed off and start killing the humans they're supposed to amuse. That film spawned a sequel and a television series &mdash; and now, a remake is on the way for 2009. Find out everything you wanted to know about the ultimate robo-vacation destination gone wrong in our triviagasm below.				<a href="http://io9.com/361885/bald-gunslinging-robots-make-theme-parks-fun" title="Click here to read more about Bald Gunslinging Robots Make Theme Parks Fun!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:00:02 PST]]></pubDate>
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				At least one good thing came out of our <a href="http://io9.com/357501/knight-rider-smashes-our-childhood-memories-without-turbo-boost"><em>Knight Rider</em> watching</a> last night, and that was this credit card commercial that we almost missed while whizzing by in TiVo light-speed. An evil galactic ruler and his army of red robo-clones stand poised for dominance, and he uses his newfound power to create his own credit card, complete with a picture of kittens on it. "WAR KITTENS!?" bellows his crazy eyed, exposed brain-circuitry sporting assistant.				<a href="http://io9.com/357675/evil-outer-space-dictators-just-want-kittens" title="Click here to read more about Evil Outer Space Dictators Just Want Kittens">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Wired's latest magazine has a <a href="http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/magazine/16-01/st_howto">sideblurb-o-graphic</a> about how to get by on only two hours of sleep a day, and here's a <a href="http://itotd.com/articles/632/polyphasic-sleep/">longer article</a> about polyphasic sleep (as its called, who knew?) that breaks it down a bit further. Basically it is dangerous, could cause physical and social side effects, and will turn you into a fully functional automaton that runs on extremely short naps all day. Sign us up.				<a href="http://io9.com/337740/hack-your-internal-sleep-clock-until-you-become-an-android" title="Click here to read more about Hack Your Internal Sleep Clock Until You Become An Android">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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