Apocalypse nears as CBS orders a Wizard of Oz-themed medical drama

I regret to inform you all that the entire medium of television irrevocably passed into complete irrelevancy earlier today after CBS announced they were developing a TV series named Dorothy, about a medical drama based on The Wizard of Oz. I am serious.

Obviously, it is now imperative that we stop making TV forever. It may seem like a harsh solution, but remember: CBS is making a goddamned Wizard of Oz-themed medical drama TV series. If we don't stop this insanity now we're going to get an Alice in Wonderland-themed lawyer series next, followed by a show where the girls from Little Women are no-nonsense FBI agents who don't play by the rules— OH MY GOD FOX IS ALREADY MAKING A SLEEPY HOLLOW-THEMED COP DRAMA AAAAA WE'RE TOO LATE WE'RE TOOOOOOO LAAAATTTTTTTEEEEE

[Via Deadline]