Archer's Dr. Krieger builds a clone army. It doesn't go well.SArcher may be taking a break from our television sets, but Dr. Algernop Krieger has been hard at work creating a clone army and posting his status updates on Facebook. That means we get to watch it all go horribly wrong.

The official Dr. Krieger Facebook account has been posting the tale of Krieger's Army through text and image updates. The top image is captioned, "Day 042- I've resisted giving them names. Like when you foster dogs."

And below, "Day 056- The brassiere is purely ceremonial."

Archer's Dr. Krieger builds a clone army. It doesn't go well.S


Day 070- The clones are learning at an exponential rate. Soon! Soon I'll have someone to play Risk against.

Archer's Dr. Krieger builds a clone army. It doesn't go well.S

"Day 084- Perhaps using Mogwai DNA to fill in the genome gaps was a mistake?"

Archer's Dr. Krieger builds a clone army. It doesn't go well.S

"Day 098- I should have expected this. There comes a time in every child's life when they feel the urge to murder their own parents."

Archer's Dr. Krieger builds a clone army. It doesn't go well.S

"Day 112- I've sealed myself in my laboratory so I can complete my second greatest experiment, and also possibly live."

Archer's Dr. Krieger builds a clone army. It doesn't go well.S

"Day 126- This looked way less copyright-infringy in the schematics."

Archer's Dr. Krieger builds a clone army. It doesn't go well.S

You can follow more updates on Facebook. And Krieger isn't the only ISIS employee having an eventful summer. Pam's vacation goes downhill rather spectacularly.

Dr. Algernop Krieger [Facebook via UPROXX]